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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 10:49:24 GMT -5
WTF, that wass hilarious!!!
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 11:53:24 GMT -5
Thanks!^-^
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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 12:09:30 GMT -5
MORE, MORE!!!
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 15:28:53 GMT -5
Chapter 3 Emos and Jealousy That Never Was
(For some reason, Kairi and Riku are with Sora in Castle Oblivion.)
Kairi: Sora! Breathe!
Sora: Keyblade....*cough*... Too....*gag*..Fat...*gag*...Throat...*cough*...Too...*gag*....Small.*Gag*
*Sora faints*
Kairi: NOOOO Sora I cant live without you!
*Kairi shoves her Keyblade in her mouth*
*Kairi faints*
----Meanwhile----monkey------
Zexion walks back to The Castle that Never Was. He walks by the Added Impalasse when he hears crying. Zexoin walks in to see Saix cutting his wrist and licking blood.
Zexion:Oh my god is Saix more emo that me!?!
Saix continues crying.
Zexion:Whats wrong?
Saix:I saw Larxene and Axel and in the closet and together and...........*sobs*
Zexion:Is that why you hate Axel?
Saix:*nods*
Zexion walks out of Saix's room laughing his ass off. He walks into Roxas' room.
Roxas is also crying.
Zexion:Why are you crying?
Roxas:I cant belive they took Namine. She was my light and my only reason to live.
Zexion:Are you becoming emo too?
Roxas:*nods*
Zexion:*laughs and eats pocky*
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 15:31:41 GMT -5
I was kidding when I said Sora died in chapter 2. kinda like the way Zexion was eating pcky in chapter 3. Any way, if you like it ill do another chapter.
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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 15:36:12 GMT -5
That was even funnier than number two!! Emo Saix I think that suits him, I fell out of my chair again.
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 15:37:58 GMT -5
I always though Roxas would become emo one day.
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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 15:40:02 GMT -5
He is emo, remember the Random Heart? Oh wait that was the BHK, I always get them mixed up XD.
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 15:46:29 GMT -5
Roxas is the BHK
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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 15:57:17 GMT -5
NO!!! In the random Heart oxas wears the cloak and the BHK wears...clothes....
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Post by axeln on Jul 1, 2006 16:03:43 GMT -5
Roxas and the BHK is the same person!
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Post by saix55205 on Jul 1, 2006 16:07:43 GMT -5
In KH2 yes, in the Random Heart no.
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Post by axeln on Jul 2, 2006 10:34:32 GMT -5
Chapter 4 Idiots, and love that never was
Roxas had devised a plan. He was gonna save Namine. But it a really stupid plan. And I mean really stupid. All he was gonna do is take the elavator that never was and jump out of a window with her. Saix had his own plan too. But his even more retarded. He was gonna go up to Larxene and just tell her how he felt and hope that she would leave Axel for him. Psssh Do you think thats really gonna happen Saix?
Anyway, Roxas had just entered Castle Oblivion. Kairi had also recovered. Luckily because if she didnt, Riku would have probally molusted her. But then she saw Roxas.
Kairi: Sora! You're alive!*glomps Roxas*
Roxas:What the..........*notices the Sora body on the ground*
Roxas:Gaaahhhhh IM DEAD!!! HOW CAN I BE DEAD!?!?!*runs into the elavator that never was*
---monkeymonkeymonkeyMEANWHILEmonkeymonkeymonkey---
Saix was searching for Larxene but he forgot to wash all the blood and gore off of himself. *he finds her*
Saix:Larxene! Di wuc eu!
Saix had meant to say was "I love you" but he was really dizzy because he drank too much of his own blood so none of it was getting to his brain. But what Larxene heard was "Die! F*** you!"
*Larxene runs away screaming*
Saix:yeu! dum bag!
Saix had just noticed that he was still covered in blood and he shouted "Eww!" But when he say Larxene running away he shouted "come back!" What Larxene heard was "You dumb f@g!" From there she ran into Axel's room and hid there for the night.
You know the drilll if you like it Ill do another.
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Post by axeln on Jul 2, 2006 10:39:38 GMT -5
Um.... so whatdoya think?
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Post by ♣SoraGurl1294♣ on Jul 2, 2006 22:05:42 GMT -5
lmao do another one!
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